Sarah Silverman fucking Matt Damon.



Jimmy Kemmel's (Sarah Silverman's boyfriend) response. There are stars like Brad Pitt (FedEx guy), The Madden Bros and Cameron Diaz on this one.

I agree with Audrey, male dogs are dangerous.

A girl almost gets raped by her dog



Funny, really :3


Female pets are better, really o.o

Chickenpox, curses.

Just for people that are interested or don't give a shit about my health.

I know i'm hard to please.

Some videos :B

Gorrilaz = 19/2000


Bunny Fart :3


Cat kena rape...by a bunny

Okay, so i may not have Mono, but my lymph node's swollen.

These few days have been hell for me. Fatigue, tiredness, headaches...zzz. What's even worse, a lymph node suddenly popped out near my scalp at about 3 in the morning. Plus, a pimple popped somewhere nearby too. It hurt, and i had a hard time sleeping. Nehz. Went to consult the doctor and he said that i had a swollen lymph node and that it was normal. He also said that it'll go away in about 2 weeks' time. Oh, rub it in, why don't you?

Wanna see my swollen lymph node?

My mom's attitude just makes me sick.

As you know, i was down with the fever that started on Friday morning, and my mom thinks that i'm okay. Like, she even asked me to feed Bunny and carry heavy things. Like, WTFH, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HAVING A FEVER, AND MY HEAD'S ACHING LIKE MAD???? Fuck you. You may think that my mom is young and so so pretty, but don't be deceived by her looks. Whose mom is that kind and caring anyway? I only know of a father, and that's my dad. He rocks more than my mom, period.

Infection of the Lymph Nodes, otherwise known as Mono (Infectious Mononucleosis).

Where did i go wrong? Is it because i kissed my brother, or is it because of Chen Qiao's sweets or even the 'Blue Bandung Bubble Tea'. Feeling ever so tired, head aches like crazy and my throat's sore. Audrey, having problems with breathing can be serious, and chest pains too. If tomorrow still got, you'd better go consult the doctor! I won't want to have a 'nightmare come true'.

Okay, i was just suspecting that i'm having Mono, cos the symptoms match perfectly. But if it was true, i might not be able to come to school for 5-6 weeks. I'm sure to miss out a lot.

Mr (Marcus) Teo's a sick bastard, LOLOL.

You have a mind of your own, so quit copying me.

The common tests are here, whoo. I'm so gonna flunk my math. If i did fail it, i'm gonna cry. Was over-confident. See lah, Katharine! _|_ Think i'll pass Geog, yay. English & History tomorrow, hope i'll do well. :)

Type out ur reactions:

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
Cos i'm me.

I JUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU
I think you're only infatuated.

LEAVE HIM/HER ALREADY. YOU'LL BE MUCH MORE HAPPY WITH ME
Right, and why are you so sure of that?

COME ON. SMILE. YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU DO
Oh?

PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK TOO
I charge $10/homework.

I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
Hah.

WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE TUESDAY?
Because God said so.

I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARKCONCERT. WANNA COME WITH ME?
No, thank you.

YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Yeah, i think i did.

I THINK IM FALLING FOR YOU
Right.

I CANT SMILE WITHOUT YOU
Hard to believe

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUST AREN'T HIM/HER
Never said i was.

WHATS YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?
Tell y'later.

CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE
Sure

MAY I ESCORT YOU
Sure, do i have to pay though

DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM/HER TILL NOW
Who?

YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED
Right

WHEN WILL I GET UR SWEET EYES?
Literally?

ANOTHER ONE:
1.Do you like anyone?: Nope
2. Are you flirty: Nope
3. Are you a player?: Depends
4. Would you get back together with any of your ex's?: Depends
5. Have you ever kissed anyone on your top friends?: She didn't want to kiss me x\
6. Do you want a valentine?: Whatever
7. Have you slept over at the opposite sex's house?: Hmm...nope.
8. Do you prefer group dates or single ones?: Whatever
9. Would you kiss light or make-out sessions?: Light
10. Do you like cuddling up while watching a movie?: I like lying down on my bed
11. Any plans for valentines day?: Went out
12. What's the best valentines day present for a girl?: Flowers; Money
13. For a guy?: Deodorant
14. Are you single or taken?: Single

For:
Whoever who wants to kill some time.

CME SKIT PERFORMANCE DAY!!!

Performed our skit in front of the Sec 2's & 1's during today's assembly. I think ours was the best n_n At least people got laugh wad. -_- When Xin Yi dropped the inhaler that time, it was so funny! Apparently, it slipped outta her hand, bounced off the table and into her hand again. Lol. I feel so happy, my teammates and i have worked our ass(es) off for this script, and it turned out well, hurray! :D

Major credits: Xin Yi, Sharmain, Samantha & Audrey

Minor credits: Jeremy Sia & Wei Xiang.


Thank you all for helping me in the script! You guys deserve to be thanked :D


-katharine

V-day tribute to:

Buddies
Thank you all so much for your love and support throughout the year(s) we've been buds.
Thank you so very much, Sharmain, for your endless support. You never blamed me for anything, and (always) listened to what i had to say.
Thank you so very much, Audrey, for being such a friend and making most of my days. Your bubbly personality never fails to raise spirits.
Thank you very much, Xuan Wen, for your dramatic actions. They never fail to make me laugh and smile again.
Thank you very much, Elaine, for being ever so friendly. Your stories and jokes are ever so entertaining, it actually motivates me!
Thank you so very much, Mei Jia, for being my friend. You've been very supportive, and was always by my side whenever i needed you.

Family
Thank you very very very much, Daddy, for your never-ending support. Whenever i feel down or discouraged, you're always there for me. Thank you ever so much.
Thank you very much, Darryl, for being such a loving brother. Your sense of humor and maturity never fail to cheer me up. Forgive me for venting my anger on you, if there ever was such a thing.
Thank you, Mommy, for buying the things i liked and wanted.

Friends
Thank you ever so much for being my friends.
Xin Yi, you've been very friendly and helpful when i'm in dire need of help. Tyvm. :)
Ying Shuang & Wen Sien, you two have been very friendly and thanks giving me hugs every now and then. They're very much appreciated. :3
Sheng Hao, thank you for being such a pal and listening to everything i had to say. I think i can visualize us being the best of friends in years to come. ;)
Chao Ying & Gang {inc. Pei Xuan}, you guys have been very friendly, chatting with me every now and then. Never forgetting your smiles. :}
Wen Liang & Gary, we're not really that close, but thanks anyway for washing 'em boots for me and Mei Jia :D

Valentine's day doesn't really have to be lovers and all that. It's an opportunity to express love for friends and family.

To all: Never give up on yo' dreams and just keep pushing! ;D

-katharine

Okay, i cheated today, i ate other food instead of bread. Zzz. Today was rather a sad day for me. Overslept, was late for school, almost failed Napfa 2.4km test and got embarrassed during English period. Well, i got top 1/2 for the first essay and Mr Teo read my essay out to everybody. Goddamnation. Science was, normal, except that Mrs Chew was unusually cranky. We all guessed that her period came. Elaine/Mei Jia/ Sharmain guessed that her husband did not want to have sex with her, how funny is that. Audrey's got the mumps, a very painful disease. If i'm not wrong, it's the swelling of the 'side' tonsils. Poor Audrey, i hope you get well soon! :)

Chatting with Sheng Hao & Wei Xiang now. Boredom.

-katharine

With a cell phone less. Apparently, i left it on a taxi. The taxi i took to the hotel. Wtfh. And i was so naive to believe that the taxi driver would actually return it. -_-. Loved the hotel, didn't really enjoy Hong Kong. It's so effin cold la! 9-12 degrees celsius. o_O. Gained weight, a LOT actually. I don't know how much, 'cos i didn't weigh myself in the first place. :P. Am going on a diet where i am going to eat bread only (i love bread! :D), for a month. I hope i can survive it. T___T.

Anyway, there are a lot of things i would like to say...but i'd rather them bottled up inside me. I don't want to hurt anybody, don't want to downgrade anybody....yeah. But i must say that, If you are a friend, take up the responsibility. Do your part as a friend.

That's all i'm gonna say. Not in a very good mood now.

-katharine.

I love Longchamp. :D Their bags are like, sooooo beautifully constructed. I'm so gonna get one of 'em bags :) Oh right, grats to YS & JQ, he's finally got the girl ;D Can't wait for PE tomorrow; we'll be playing captain's ball again, fo' sure. :)

Avenged Sevenfold's new video. :}
Afterlife


Hey, The Click Five's just released one too!
Empty


If you find my song rather distracting, you can always go to the webbie and watch it. :)

Moodswings, zzz. Today's rehearsal was a flop, too. Poor Wei Liang, under so much pressure. :\ Hopefully, all will turn out well on Monday :} Acted with Elaine, Audrey & Mei Jia. We acted as all of the 11 characters, which turned out to be quite fun. Chilled with Audrey & Mei Jia at the void deck. Chatted and took photos when Audrey left. :( Mood swinged from happy to sad, then back to happy, and back to sad. Frustrating.

The pressure's on. Homework's getting more by the day and i'm getting lazier too. =_____= Darn you, frizzy hair; you make me look horrible and fcked up. Darn you, yellow skintone; you make me look freaky. Darn you, moodswinging; you make me feel so miserable. I swear, if i ever were to hit 50 kgs & above, I'll abuse myself.

I'm gonna go do my homework now :}/ :{